Kids,

” Vista’s first service pack …” w.t.f!

Well, SP1 was awaited, no doubt. “skillingssucks” (no he doesn’t you bastard, he is a genius!) commented on this article, stating that Mike Sievert (Corp. VP) said that the “Frankly, the world wasn’t 100 percent ready for Windows Vista”.

My hero Fake Steve said “And I thought it was the other way around. Anyway, it’s nice to know it’s the world’s fault, not Microsoft’s. Glad we’ve cleared that up”. Yes sir, I respectfully agree.

It is here Fake Steve, we always had an option. Both us and the Microtards. We could have been skeptical. But nooo, it is too bloody hard to ask the right questions. What, for all the genius-cells in Billy Boy’s brains, he and his chihuahuas did not realize that it is totally wrong to release Visa in 2007? How arrogant was that dumb move? XP is doing great, people are actually starting to like it, and then they fuck it up? And us users? Tell me, how bloody hard is to learn how to use a Mac? Or OpenOffice/Ubuntu? And since when did Bill Gates become King? Did he not make the software for our use?

So you see, it is our fault. We are too bloody stupid to think on our own and about our choices. We’re like “arrgh! gimme more gimme more! Obviously the clowns in Bullshit City, WA snicker when they look at user reviews and feedback – they know we’re just too dumb and lazy as shit do to a blinking thing about anything.

Shame on you Microtards. And you, yes you the Vista user. Don’t look at me, I’m on XP.