Kids,

My antennae wiggle when I see crap like this online. I love Daily Kos, they are all my children, but this ad is a hoot!

Try giving this to grandma for Christmas and she’ll bitchslap you silly. This has got to be the most unbelievably STUPID gift ever. It is like sending a donation to that bearded baldy on TV who begs you to spare “less than a dollar a day”; he reeks of corruption. Haven’t you heard? It is impossible to value carbon credits?? In any case, you can’t shit carbons in the US of A and then offset it by having some poor slave-labor-bred Chinese or Mexican plant trees or do whatever! That too for just 13 cents a day! Nah-ah.

But, she can credit my carbons anytime, baby..

PS: I just realized the ad is too small to read. It is about gifting the joy of carbon credits to your loved ones!!!