12.03.07

another response to blogcruiser

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 1:10 am by The Dutch Uncle

Kids,

Sometimes, The Dutch Uncle realizes that nothing can be done to persuade the human spirit. Which is also what makes it so resilient. I submit to you sir, blogcruiser, because your dreams are bigger than mine.

12.01.07

microsoft and vista suck

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 2:11 pm by The Dutch Uncle

Kids,

” Vista’s first service pack …” w.t.f!

Well, SP1 was awaited, no doubt. “skillingssucks” (no he doesn’t you bastard, he is a genius!) commented on this article, stating that Mike Sievert (Corp. VP) said that the “Frankly, the world wasn’t 100 percent ready for Windows Vista”.

My hero Fake Steve said “And I thought it was the other way around. Anyway, it’s nice to know it’s the world’s fault, not Microsoft’s. Glad we’ve cleared that up”. Yes sir, I respectfully agree.

It is here Fake Steve, we always had an option. Both us and the Microtards. We could have been skeptical. But nooo, it is too bloody hard to ask the right questions. What, for all the genius-cells in Billy Boy’s brains, he and his chihuahuas did not realize that it is totally wrong to release Visa in 2007? How arrogant was that dumb move? XP is doing great, people are actually starting to like it, and then they fuck it up? And us users? Tell me, how bloody hard is to learn how to use a Mac? Or OpenOffice/Ubuntu? And since when did Bill Gates become King? Did he not make the software for our use?

So you see, it is our fault. We are too bloody stupid to think on our own and about our choices. We’re like “arrgh! gimme more gimme more! Obviously the clowns in Bullshit City, WA snicker when they look at user reviews and feedback – they know we’re just too dumb and lazy as shit do to a blinking thing about anything.

Shame on you Microtards. And you, yes you the Vista user. Don’t look at me, I’m on XP.

ron paul won’t win

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 1:31 pm by The Dutch Uncle

Kids,

Personally, I think the guy is an outstanding citizen, probably because I don’t know much about him. But if there is a clean character mixed up with the bunch, then it is Ron Paul.

But he won’t win because he looks like Laurel of Laurel and Hardy. People never take comedians seriously, due to the nature of their job. Think of the office clown. Sure, yeah the guy gets you all good laughs but when it comes to down to the serious business, he has little else to offer. Unless, you work for my boss.

Ron Paul won’t win in America because he looks foolish. In a country where looks are everything (ask Fred Thompson’s wife) he doesn’t stand a chance. I don’t think Hillary looks all that bad – quite distinguished compared to her 80s and 90s looks. The baldilocks don’t stand a chance and so don’t the republicans. But if a red state red neck does get elected, then it just means that the mid-west and central parts of America continue to be poor and stupid. And the coasts, which have the best of the best, is just too refined to roll up it’s sleeves and get dirty in the sandbox.

Ron Paul is only going to split the vote. Looks are everything (ask Donald Trump’s wife). That is why plastic surgery and medical tourism are the fastest growing businesses globally.