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Kids,
The Dutch Uncle has had a turbulent life story, sitting for long enough on the sidelines and now going mainstream … to tell you as it is, no holds barred. Yes, there is a strong touch of cynicism, deal with it.
There is much written in positive light, there is much said that talks about forecasting and the future. What about now? What about cash? What about delivering concrete results today?
But, why do you want to know about me? My personal life has nothing interesting to offer you. I neither have a pig for a daughter nor do I have a sex tape online. I’m boring in real life.
Having seen two wars, I feel that there is a lot of crap in the world. But I am not all negative. I love positive things, but that is reserved for my alter ego.
I have groupies not because of my delicious personal life or conquests. It is because I speak your mind. I dare to explore, like National Geographic. But I’m a coward in that I have to hide behind the shroud of anonymity. But I find great ability to speak my mind, despite what I’m thinking alter-egoly speaking and show you the bullshit in people’s words. For someone with considerable business education, I suck at diplomacy. If I’m pissed with you, I don’t know how to sugar coat it but I’m not going to attack you. I’m not a Type-A+ person, just a certain type.
My words will not offend you, I promise. If you don’t feel released and free after reading this blog, then child, you can have your money back. Just send me your full name, address, bank account and routing number. But if you DO feel released and free and happy and smily after you read this blog, then be a doll and hit that funny orange logo on the top right corner will ya?
